03.07.02 Number
10
Deny Everything
Don
Williams: 27505 Artine Drive, Saugus,
CA 91350-2193 Ph: 661.297.3947 E-mail:
[email protected]
“How many times do you get to lie before you are a liar?” –
Michael Josephson, 20th/21st- century American
ethicist.
When you
say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest
intention of carrying it out in practice." – Otto Von Bismark.
"Descended
from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that
it may not become generally known." – FA Montagu.
2001
A Gaming ODYSSEY
OAustria (Andy
Lischett) A BOH – gal, A
SER S (ITA) A tri – BUD, F AEG S (TUR) F con – SMY,
F
GRE S F AEG.
OEngland (Mike Mazzer) A bel – RUH, F mao – POR, F bre –
ENG, F DEN H, F edi – NTH, F LPL – nao, F HOL S (RUS) A KIE.
OFrance
(Woody Arnawoodian) F NAO - lpl.
OGermany (Jim O’Kelley) A lvn – STP, A mun – BER, F BAL S A
mun – BER.
OItaly (Gary
Coughlan) A tya – VIE, A pie –
TYA, A bur – MUN, A tri – BUD, F ion – EAS, F naf – TUN, F wes – TYN.
ORussia (Bob Olsen?) NMR! A KIE u(H), A bud u(d;anhl), A GAL u(H), A SEV u(H), A SIL
u(H), A UKR u(H), F smy u(d;r Syr,OTB), F SWE u(H).
OTurkey (Jim
Burgess) A ank – ARM, A RUM S
(ITA) A tri – BUD, F BUL(ec) S A RUM, F con – SMY.
GAME NOTES:
PRESS:
ITALY to GERMANY AND AUSTRIA:
I guess it was us three that our illustrious GM was calling "the
timid ones" last season because he named everyone else. Oh, well, that comes naturally to us
"stuck-in-the-middle-of-the-board-without-a-corner-for-our-back"
central powers.
Big Bird 2402
Ridgeland Ave., Berwyn, IL 60402 NA
Mazzerman 1900
Kelton Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90025 [email protected]
Woody 602
Hemlock Circle, Lansdale, PA 19446 [email protected]
Chum 664
W. Irving Park Rd., I-6, Chicago, IL
60613 [email protected]
Grimme 6066
Belle Grove Cove N, Memphis, TN 38115 [email protected]
Ironfist 1010
Pecan Street, Brea, CA 92821 [email protected]
Boob 664 Smith Street, Providence, RI 02908-4327 [email protected]
YOUR MAP
HERE
Austria Tri vie
Ser Gre 3 -1/Remove 1
England Edi Lon
Lpl Bel Bre
Den Nwy..HOL POR 9 +2/Build
2
France por 0 -1/OUT
Germany kie mun hol
BER STP 2 -1/Remove 1
Italy Nap Rom
Ven Mar Par
Spa Tun BUD
MUN VIE 10 +3/Build
3
Russia Mos Sev stp War ber bud
smy Swe KIE 5 -3/Remove
2 or 1(OTB retreat?)
Turkey Ank Con
Bul Rum SMY 5 +1/Build 1
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GM to ITALY: Good luck trying to coax a word out of
either of them. Strong, silent,
emotionally unavailable … you know the
type. They’re sort of …
ENGLAND to GM: If I ever do
get back into the hobby – (and was I ever really in it? Only as a spear carrier to the hobby greats)
it would be only one game at a time – I have to make sure everyone I screw in
this game is dead before I start another.
GM to ITALY: … nothing like our motor-mouth Englishman,
Mazzerman. And you thought the Brits
were reserved.
ITALY to RUSSIA: On my ol'
Diplomacy board, I've always found several of the colors hard to distinguish
so, as our numbers winnow down, I've made France's sole fleet red like
Austria's units and have decided that the cowardly yellow color of the Turkish
pieces also fit Mazzer's England to a "T" as well. Since I've had a lot of time on my hands,
pining away, waiting for you to write me, I found that if you arrange Mazzer's
six yellow fleets just so, they look like the yellow rays of the sun, spiraling
outward in every direction.
GM to ITALY: … much like
your press, by the way. Pardon my
butting in, but it is said that the sun never sets on the British
Empire, che’ no, caro amico? By the
way, I don’t mean to be difficult, but that sole French fleet isn’t red, but
blue, and that’s mainly cause Woody’s been holding his breath since Mazzer
stabbed him in Fall ’02.
ITALY
to GM: Of course, if that
"fleetish sun" is in the west, it means it's setting, doesn't
it? Unless it's a John Wayne movie set
in Vietnam.
GM
to ITALY: Okay, you win another round
in the “Obscure References to Movies the GM Has Not Seen Since His Early
Teens”. (A couple more wins and you’ll
be able to turn in your points for a great prize.) Now let’s get back to the Mazzer, er, matter at hand …
ENGLAND to FRANCE: All right, Woody, you win.
I'm willing to forgive and forget, and we can be allies again. Now for
this next season, I suggest we ... hmm?
Wassat? Oh ... never mind.
GM to ENGLAND:
That’s it? You crush the guy
like Olsen’s proverbial insect, and all you can say is “Oh … never mind.” That’s so cold and cruel and
calculating. Where’s the drama? The humanity? The story? Geesh,
Mazzerman, used to be when you wasted someone, you told a story to
celebrate. Give it a shot, eh?
LISBON: HMS Frogstomper
arrived in this beautiful Iberian city today to pay a courtesy visit to the
French Government-in-Exile. Alas, the new Ambassador to the
Franco-Portuguese Commonwealth found the Governor General in the Government
House (above the Seven-Eleven), dead of the Italian Pox. Making the best of the situation, the
Ambassador claimed all of Portugal for His Majesty, and ordered a shipment of
Bangers and Mash for all the natives.
GM to LISBON: Much better. I especially liked the “Italian pox” part. Perhaps a little subtle for the average
player …
ITALY to ENGLAND: YOU'VE
KILLED WOODY!!
GM to ITALY: You don’t
miss much, eh? And so timely and
compassionate and – somehow – sincere, too.
ITALY to FRANCE: O Ruler
of the Western Waves, howst noble is thine passing and so envied by the heirs
of the Roman Empire! Like the Vikings
of Old, thy lightning raids have at last come to an end, and thou sailest to
Valhalla upon thine glowing pyre, thy noble vessel far out in the Western Sea. Thy light will never truly be extinguished
but will shine eternally in the memories of thine contemporaries.
GM to ITALY: You’re
kidding, right? Let me remind you –
we’re talking France here, right?
Woody, the guy you stabbed only minutes before Mazzer offed him big
time?. Remember that Woody? What have you to say to him?
ITALY to FRANCE: You are
noble, just like Melanie, and I feel just like that rotten Scarlett O'Hara,
taking the potatoes out of your mouth for my own survival. Why, I was barely able to gobble them down
and don't know what I would have done without those chives I found in
Paris. Or was it Spain?
ITALY to GM: Well, that's
enough groveling. Did it sound sincere
enough? Let me try again, maybe I can
sound even more sincere.
GM to ITALY: Crowing about
your sack of Paris (potatoes) and the theft of Spain is groveling??? Hmmm, a unique interpretation of the word,
no doubt. I wouldn’t bother with
sincerity at this point … I’m thinking eulogy here. Honoring what he did and
what he left behind That kind of thing.
ITALY to GM: And what, in
your view, has been Woody's greatest gift to civilization?
GM to ITALY: Well, apart
from the fact that he was a nice, quiet boy who never wrote press or otherwise
bothered me, his greatest gift would have to be that he isn’t Mazzer. And he was a great fable on why you
shouldn’t trust anyone – even your friends – in this game. What do you think?
ROME: "A Sop's
Fable" (Courtesy of www.pacificnet.net/~johnr/aesop/)
The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass – The Lion,
the Fox, and the Ass entered into an agreement to assist each other in the
chase. Having secured a large booty,
the Lion on their return from the forest asked the Ass to allot his due portion
to each of the three partners in the treaty.
The Ass carefully divided the spoils into three equal shares and
modestly requested the two others to make the first choice. The Lion, bursting out into a great rage,
devoured the Ass. Then he requested the
Fox to do him the favor to make a division.
The Fox accumulated all that they had killed into one large heap and
left to himself the smallest possible morsel.
The Lion said, "Who has taught you, my very excellent fellow, the
art of division? You are perfect to a fraction." He replied, "I learned it from the Ass, by witnessing his
fate." Happy is the man who learns
from the misfortunes of others.
ITALY to GM: So, who's the
ass?
GM to ITALY: What an
unfair question … there are so many possible right answers. Here’s one of them now …
ENGLAND to GM: So, did you
catch the US - Italy friendly? We still have a long way to go. No
rightful person can root for Manchester United – they have infinite amounts of
money to buy players – rooting for Man. U. is like rooting for the Yankees,
which is like reading the Book of Job and rooting for God. No decent
human being can do that.
GM to ITALY: … and here’s another.
SLIGHT TRASH to WHITE TRASH
(There are seven of you and you know who I mean): Hi, after reading what passes for (shudder) press here, I have
decided to do Williams a BIG favor.
GM to GAME: You ever notice whenever anyone says that,
it always means the opposite? Hey,
Slight, do your worst.
SLIGHT TRASH to WHITE TRASH –
BORED WITH PRESS:
Three
seasons for each year – sounds like SOMEones house rules.
Seven midgets – mental ones –
where does Don dig up these fools?
Nine pounds of press or more – if
the Jim-Boob writes some.
One Zine for the Duck when there
is no land to Zone.
In the
land of Southern Cal, where old dipsters go to die,
One zine to for them to trash.
One zine to entomb them.
One zine, most dumpster-ish, with
all their press engorge-ed.
In the land of Southern Cal,
where all the dipsters go to die.
In the land of Southern Cal,
where all the dipsters go to die.
GM
to WHI … er, GAME: As I write this, I
don’t know who wrote the press – e-mail now allows for submissions that are
truly anonymous, even to the GM. I’m
hoping the presser will come forth, though, otherwise s/he won’t see the work
in print. And you know how some people
love to see headlines.
ROME: Recent headlines
from Italian newspapers
The Roman Recrudescence blares "Russia Faces Probable Fowl
Attack From Big Bird & Turkey!"
The Venetian Verbophobe fulminates "Eastern Powers Struggle
In Apparent Alcoholic Frenzy For Rum and Bud As Tsar Spirits Vodka Out of Path
of Advancing Germans!"
The Pisan Paramnesiac prattles "The Barbarous English Lion
Greedily Snuffs Out The Light of French Civilization!".
GM to ITALY: Still on that
“Mazzer as World Beater” kick, are you?
I mean, it’s not like he trashed France and Germany alone, you
know. Let’s not tell fibs or fables,
eh?
NAPLES: "Another
Sop's Fable" (Courtesy of www.pacificnet.net/~johnr/aesop/)
The Scorpion and the Frog – A scorpion and
a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him
across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting
me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but
in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of
paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough
time to gasp "Why?" Replies the
scorpion, "Its my nature ... "
GM to GRIMME: So is he the
frog or the scorpion?
KING BERTIE to GERMAN GOVERNMENT
IN EXILE IN ST PETERSBURG: It seems to me that there are all kinds of
family connections between the Kaiser and the Tsar, so that it's perfectly
natural that a German should reign in St. Petersburg. Just as it is right
that since all of you descend from me old mum, Queen Victoria, I should be the
rightful sovereign of Holland and the Tsar should rule in Berlin. The
royal houses of Europe were as in-bred as a Memphis family reunion.
SAUGUS to
LA-LA-LAND: Hey, show a little class
here, and try to have some fun. Aren’t
you having fun?
ENGLAND to
GM: When you keep asking me "Are you having fun?" it reminds me
of Lawrence Olivier in “The Marathon Man” continually asking Dustin Hoffman
"Is it safe?" while torturing him with a dentist's drill. Yes,
I'm having fun, damn it!
GM to
GRIMME: I vote “scorpion”.
ROME
to MUNICH? to ST. PETERSBURG? to MOSCOW?
to WARSAW?..Let's just say "to GERMANY": You are certainly on the move these days so
it is hard to know where to send the kudos and congratulations for your
magnificent, against-all-odds, highly successful convoy into Livonia. Bravo on a superb move which should elicit
all of Europe's admiration if they are being honest!
ENGLAND to RUSSIA: Oh, I
forgot to tell you, watch out for a German convoy to Livonia.
GM to ENGLAND: Why does this pronouncement of concern so
lack conviction or the luster of truth?
ITALY to GM: It’s his nature …
ENGLAND to
GERMANY: Your offer was tempting, but you are far too dangerous to be
left alive – enjoy your stay in St Petersburg.
ITALY to GM: I think
Mazzerman would be wise to see and heed the message of "The Count of Monte
Cristo". I hear it is very popular in Germany and maybe in Italy as
well. Is Steve's review of this movie
in here?
GM to GRIMME: It would be,
but Burgess has taken to printing them all in his zine, The Abyssinian
Prince. As we are a sometime subzine
there, it would be redundant. Steve
gave it mixed marks, but decided overall it’s worth seeing.
VENICE: Who said "The
future belongs to Russia, which grows and grows and grows, and which hangs over
us like an increasingly horrible incubus?" A) Boob (B)
Mazzerman (C) Grimme (D) Chum
(E) Big Bird (F) World War I
German Chancellor Theobald von Bethmann Hollweg
ENGLAND to GM: So
Dubyuh Bush is visiting Queen Elizabeth, and he says "Yo, queenie, I've
always admired the way you are able to get the best people to administer your
government, how do you do it?" Liz says, "I always give them an
intelligence test – watch" and she summons PM Blair. When he
arrives, the Queen says, "Tony, if he is your mother and father's son, but
is not your brother, who is he?" "That's easy, Your Majesty,
it's me." "Spot on, ducks!" says the Queen.
"Wow," says Dubyuh "let me try that." And he pulls
out his cell phone and calls VP Cheney. "Yo, Dick, if he is your
mother and father's son but he's not your brother, who is he?"
"Hmmm," says Cheney, "let me get back to you on
that." He scurries all over executive Washington, but nobody can
come up the answer until he bumps into Colin Powell and asks him the
question. "That's easy," says Powell, "it's
me." Cheney calls the President back -- "I've got it, Chief,
it's Colin Powell." "No, no dummy," says Dub, "it's Tony
Blair!"
GM to VENICE: There you have it – the answer is Tony
Blair.
GM to GAME: And, because there’s no way to segue this, a
non-sequitir for your enjoyment. Take
it away, King Bertie in a can …
ENGLAND to TURKEY AND
RUSSIA: Children, now play nice. No Balkan Bloodbaths today.
GM to ENGLAND: We have a confused and somewhat
philosophical question here – If a bloodbath happens in the Balkans, but no one
is there to hear it – and the parties involved seem to like each other – is
anyone really bleeding to death?
ENGLAND to AUSTRIA: I'm
glad that you and Gary are getting along, but I'm a bit confused, as
usual. If Gary is to get Vienna and Trieste, what do you get? A
plate of warmed over linguini?
GM to MAZZERMAN: How ‘bout a really cool series of nickname
translations?
GRIMME to BIG BIRD: If you
don't like your GM-inspired nickname, do like I did and translate it into
another language to add a little class and a little luster. "Grimme" is "Ugly" in
Danish (short for "Grimme aelling"
or "Ugly Duckling" but that's another story). And "Big Bird" becomes exotically
compelling in any number of languages.
"Grande Uccello" in Italian, "Grand Oiseau" in
French, "Grosser Vogel" in German or "Grande Pajaro" in
Spanish.
GM to BIG BIRD: Exotically
compelling, not to mention incredibly sincere.
Sounds right up your alley
ITALY to GM: That's it,
I'm all out of sincerity for this season.
GM to GRIMME: I wouldn’t
have told him that yet. At least not
until things with the Sultan have been settled.
PM to SULTAN: All
things will be as you wish if you are patient, Inshallah.
ITALY to TURKEY: I cannot
permit three non-Italian fleets to threaten the Ionian Sea, which is the only
reason for my Eastern Mediterranean move which hopefully bounced. Just remember three important
syllables: Le-pan-to (OH-MI-GOD!), I
mean "Don't wor-ry".
GM to CHUM: Be happy? I wonder if that’s part of the Anthropic
Principal Mazzerman was talking about last time?
ROME to LONDON:
"Anthropic Principal"?
I think I had one of them in high school once.
GM to CHUM: Though the
principal was a little out of his class, Grimme was a real luster.
GRIMME to CHUM: And I'm
known for my luster of little class.
GM to GRIMME (ASIDE): How’s that for writing into the press-line?
SLIGHT TRASH to WHITE TRASH – The
Fellowship of the Zine:
The
Unnecessary Game Start – This press deals exclusively with Dipsters and from it
one can learn much of their perversions and little of their hard time.
Further information will be found in old issues of Graustark under the
title, "Friends(?) of Williams Too Smart To Play In That
Sucker" That story was derived from an earlier subzine composed by
Don Del Grande himself and called by him Da Bobbit, (John Wayne) and
told the tale of his adventure to get some "special" surgery
performed.
Many will
hope that I stop right here because they can tell this tale will open old
suitcases best left forgotten, or at least in need of checking by the bomb
squad.
Dipsters
are an obnoxious but disgusting sub-species, more visible once, but decomposing
– finally. They write incessantly, with very bad penmanship, unless they
have word processors and then, at least, their spelling gets better. They
did not and do not like relationships more complicated than, "Get me a
beer" or "Get me another beer." Wives are to keep the kids
(or grand-kids) out of the room while press is being written. Even in the
old days, before the concept of "having a life" was conceived,
Dipsters were at the forefront of not having them. They possessed from
the first the ability to spend days on end without writing anything more
coherent than "Oh That Boob!" or "Gee, that was interesting
press (any name but yours here) wrote last issue." But Dipsters
never developed social skills beyond the simple request for the last slice of
pizza or another roll of toilet paper.
They are a little people, less numerous than sci-fi fandom. Their press is unfathomable, ranging from
the drug-crazed to the
typing-that-might-be-done-by-slightly-less-than-a-million-chimpanzees-on-crack.
They seldom go to cons now, but when they do, they get drunk. According
to the subzine Several Old-Farts Still Going At It, they organize cons, write
theory articles and try to stay awake.
EL DONYO to
SLIGHT TRASH: Got to say, you sound suspiciously
like a certain Hobby Sex Ghod that used to reside in the Pacific
Northwest. The rambling, senseless
soliloquy, the vague and disillusioned references to the past, the evident
self-loathing and projecting … tell me I’m wrong about that.
ENGLAND to ITALY: The Figure Skating Crisis – Day 4 – The
World Held Hostage – I understand the UN is in emergency session, the US and
Canada have put their armed forces on full alert, Jessie Jackson and Jimmy
Carter are offering to mediate – sigh!
My wife is a big figure skating fanatic but I'm a total swine about
it. To me it's not a sport – more of a
beauty contest with a national interest component. It's about on a par with WWF wrestling – you know who is supposed
to win. My wife went to the national
championships, which were in LA this year, and went to all the events.
She already has tickets to the World Championships in March '03 in
Washington. A real sequins junkie. I did see "The Nutcracker
On Ice" starring Rudy Galindo as the Sugar Plum Fairy. (Sorry, Gary,
I couldn't resist. As I said, I'm a swine.) Now curling ... that's
more my speed.
GM to SLIGHT: Which isn’t to say you’re completely wrong
about some things.
ENGLAND to GM: I like
having winter separated – but there's no reason you can't have a minimal (say
one week) winter season – you just send out bare bones adjustments by e-mail
(and fax for the one primitive in our midst) but keep the four week spring and
falls. Actually I don't mind now that things seem to be moving in a
timely manner.
ITALY to ENGLAND: So I
hear you now have, and I quote, "a large booty".
SYRIA: Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis
of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed
the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler
than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State
of the Union address.
Axis of
Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for
starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil … in
their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. “Everybody knows we're the best evils … best
at being evil … we're the best."
Diplomats
from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded
they had asked if they could join the Axis of Evil.
"They
told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three
countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's
tradition. In World War II you
had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three.
And a secret handshake. Ours is
wicked cool. "
International
reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift as, within minutes,
France surrendered.
Elsewhere,
peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game
of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan,
and Serbia said they had formed the “Axis of Somewhat Evil”, forcing Somalia to
join with Uganda and Myanmar in the “Axis of Occasionally Evil”, while Bulgaria,
Indonesia and Russia established the “Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just
Generally Disagreeable”.
With the
criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra
Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the “Axis of Countries That
Aren't the Worst, But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host
the Olympics”. Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the “Axis
of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts
About America”, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand
established the “Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to
Wear Lipstick”. "That's not a
threat, really, just something we like to do, " said Scottish Prime
Minister Michael Mazzer.
While
wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of
him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the
establishment of the “Axis of Countries Whose Names End in ‘guay’”, accusing
one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Turkeyguay denied the
charges. Said Sultan Jaime Burguay,
“These allegations are malicious and without foundation.”
Tsar
Olsen-Clark, meanwhile, insisted Russia didn't want to join any Axis
but, privately, world leaders said that's only because no one had asked them.
2002-?? Iliad
OAustria (Ryan
Wheeler) A vie – TYA, A bud –
SER, F tri – ALB.
OEngland
(Corky Clark) F lon – NTH, F
edi -- NWG, A lpl – WAL.
OFrance
(Scott Williams) A par – BUR, A MAR – pie, F
bre – MAO.
OGermany (Greg
Bond) A ber – SIL, A MUN S A
ber – SIL, F kie – HOL.
OItaly (John
Bovee) A VEN – pie, A
ROM – ven, F nap – ION.
ORussia (Dave
Peterson) A war – GAL, A mos –
SEV, F stp(sc) – BOT, F sev – RUM.
OTurkey (Scott
Wilk) A con – BUL, A smy – ARM,
F ank – CON.
Game Notes:
PRESS:
ENGLAND to EVERYBODY: Well friends, here we
go. Somehow, I feel like it's my first day in Kindergarden. I hope there's no bullies out there and I
can make a friend the first day.
Your Press Here
Ryan
Wheeler 23841 Arroyo Park Drive, #801, Valencia, CA 91355 [email protected]
Corky Clark 29123
Diablo Place, Castaic, CA 91384 [email protected]
Scott Williams 729 N. Sunland, Ridgecrest, CA 93555 [email protected]
Greg
Bond 27614 N. Ron Ridge drive, Saugus, CA 91350 GMBo[email protected]
John Bovee 1127 11th Street, Suite
#310, Sacramento, CA 95814 [email protected]
Dave Peterson 23312 Portland Lane, Santa Clarita,
CA 91355 [email protected]
Scott
Wilk 23929 Valencia Blvd, Suite #410, Valencia, CA 91355 [email protected]
YOUR MAP
HERE
And that’s about it for this issue of DE. Take care, and we’ll see you all here next
month.
NDIPLOMATICNIMPUNITYNSCOREBOARDN – Spring is Sprung Edition
Winter in CA 5 Sunny
and cold and dry – 25 million Southern Californians can’t be wrong.
Red Sox 6 Brady
who??? Ghod help us …
Slight Trash 5 DIS
loves a mystery press writer.
Andrea Yates 6 Hard
to say who’s crazier, her or Texas juries.
Jeff Skilling 6 Oh,
barf!!!!! DISgusting capitalist
pig-dog.
The Fifth Amendment 5 Constitutionally speaking, ya gotta love it, even if
you despise the invokers …
Survivor Gina 5 Do
you know the way to the Marquesas?
Forget the sun, she’s the hottest thing on the island.
New Blood 5 A
round of applause, please, for our newest group of Honest Al Pearson’s favorite
demographic.
Grimme 5 Ain’t
he a caution? Will Europe go green with
envy?
Letterman to ABC? 34 Dave says no, DIS says blow; Ted likely to stay pissed at ABC/Disney
suits … can you say PBS?
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